it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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