4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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