She's JV to your varsity
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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