Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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