Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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