he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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