my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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