he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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