in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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