but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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