i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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