the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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