yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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