lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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