is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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