she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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