just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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