I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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