I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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