and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I love you.
Bad choice
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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