our cab driver is having phone sex.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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