Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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