I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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