This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
We have so much sex to catch up on
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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