So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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