yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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