Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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