i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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