I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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