I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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