He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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