So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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