Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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