Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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