I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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