It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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