I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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