It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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