her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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