Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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