I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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