Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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