shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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