He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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