According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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