I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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