found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Randomize
