i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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