My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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