u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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