We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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