i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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