She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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