My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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